love, degraded.
steven lim strikes again.
no, no. not that nice guy who acted as david in "growing up" (hmm.. who remembers him anyway?). it's that screwed-up reject from singapore idol who earns his keep by plucking eyebrows.
the latest goss is that singapore's most thick skinned man is advertising for lurrrve.
ref: mr. brown's post on steven lim.
other attention seeking stunts aside (like this one, link courtesy of mr. brown.), his advertisements simply disgusts me to the core.
that guy does not want a girlfriend. what he needs is a dog. read on and you'll get my point.
steven lim's gf requirements, from the horse's mouth
"dun argue too much and rather be submissive towards me to save time on quarrels..."
a dog solves the problem. she won't argue back.
"supportive towards my passion in performing art..."
a dog will wag her tail in appreciation, if that is what you want. a bonus is that most can't tell the difference between good singing and bad yelling. your enormous ego will be protected i assure you.
"pure and can gradually give me 100% of total devotion..."
they say dogs are the most faithful and obedient pets. done deal
"pretty, slim..."
you can always take a poodle.
"dun irc..."
as long as your dog ain't computer literate this should not be a problem...
"dun smoke/drink..."
a cig in a dog's mouth? nah. and i think dogs prefer water as a beverage...
"preferably no curfews so we can roam together if we want to..."
as her owner, you'll be setting the curfews. besides, there's no law prohibiting night walking your pooch.
"close to female friends rather than guy friends..."
just restrict her social circle lah! only allow her to know pretty female dogs from the neighbourhood. you can ogle at them too. i'm sure your pooch won't mind.
"and age between 16-21..."
there will always be flaws in a solution. but face it, a dog is able to fulfill more of your highly demanding requirements so the inability to fulfill this one should not matter much.. right? oh no? then get one that is three years old. that should be 21 years old in dog years. perfect.
on top of that, a dog will probably howl in harmony with his interpretation of the "performing art", wear ridiculous signs bearing advertisements for his website (free of charge. and since dogs are so lovable, he'll probably get more hits thanks to his cute pooch) and give him the complete obedience he so demands.
what is he waiting for? pop by the nearest pet store as soon as possible! and yeah, i hope he does not dump his dog after she ages beyond her 21 doggie years. i'm sure the s.p.c.a will hear of it at the rate of his shameless advertisements.
entertainment is becoming worthless these days, what with william "she bangs" hung and steven lim getting precious screen time. cable, here i come!
no, no. not that nice guy who acted as david in "growing up" (hmm.. who remembers him anyway?). it's that screwed-up reject from singapore idol who earns his keep by plucking eyebrows.
the latest goss is that singapore's most thick skinned man is advertising for lurrrve.
ref: mr. brown's post on steven lim.
other attention seeking stunts aside (like this one, link courtesy of mr. brown.), his advertisements simply disgusts me to the core.
that guy does not want a girlfriend. what he needs is a dog. read on and you'll get my point.
steven lim's gf requirements, from the horse's mouth
"dun argue too much and rather be submissive towards me to save time on quarrels..."
a dog solves the problem. she won't argue back.
"supportive towards my passion in performing art..."
a dog will wag her tail in appreciation, if that is what you want. a bonus is that most can't tell the difference between good singing and bad yelling. your enormous ego will be protected i assure you.
"pure and can gradually give me 100% of total devotion..."
they say dogs are the most faithful and obedient pets. done deal
"pretty, slim..."
you can always take a poodle.
"dun irc..."
as long as your dog ain't computer literate this should not be a problem...
"dun smoke/drink..."
a cig in a dog's mouth? nah. and i think dogs prefer water as a beverage...
"preferably no curfews so we can roam together if we want to..."
as her owner, you'll be setting the curfews. besides, there's no law prohibiting night walking your pooch.
"close to female friends rather than guy friends..."
just restrict her social circle lah! only allow her to know pretty female dogs from the neighbourhood. you can ogle at them too. i'm sure your pooch won't mind.
"and age between 16-21..."
there will always be flaws in a solution. but face it, a dog is able to fulfill more of your highly demanding requirements so the inability to fulfill this one should not matter much.. right? oh no? then get one that is three years old. that should be 21 years old in dog years. perfect.
on top of that, a dog will probably howl in harmony with his interpretation of the "performing art", wear ridiculous signs bearing advertisements for his website (free of charge. and since dogs are so lovable, he'll probably get more hits thanks to his cute pooch) and give him the complete obedience he so demands.
what is he waiting for? pop by the nearest pet store as soon as possible! and yeah, i hope he does not dump his dog after she ages beyond her 21 doggie years. i'm sure the s.p.c.a will hear of it at the rate of his shameless advertisements.
entertainment is becoming worthless these days, what with william "she bangs" hung and steven lim getting precious screen time. cable, here i come!
